Watersports from Censored? by Mitch Benn

It used to be such fun, getting our freakiness on
Then Fifty Shades came out and they all jumped on the bandwagon
It’s hard, in so many ways, to be a pervert these days
And one more of our kinks just got taken away

Trump ruined watersports
He’ll never be away from all our thoughts
‘Cos in the future we’ll see no face but his
While we’re taking a wizz
Over someone who is into it

Trump ruined pee pee games
Hot splashy fun will never be the same
It’s just too sad about those who are mad about
Voiding our bladders all over each other for kicks

Trump ruined watersports
I don’t mind the stains, I can handle the damp and the smell
But I just can’t get around the thought of him in that Moscow hotel
And even if the rumour’s untrue, it’s making this so hard to do
Now I can’t pee at all, let alone over you

Trump ruined watersports
He is more off-putting than anal warts
And all the fun we had while we urinated
Has been dissipated now it’s associated with him

Trump ruined golden showers
How we would while away those happy hours
It was so innocent and we had no inkling
Recreationally tinkling would give us a sinkling feeling

Trump ruined watersports
I just can’t be in my happy place
When all I see is that big orange face
It gives me abdominal cramps
So I’ll take off these nipple clamps
And find a new pastime like collecting stamps

Trump ruined watersports
And piss freaks everywhere are out of sorts
There’s no escaping it, we know when we’re beaten
We’ll take our defeat and pack up our plastic sheeting again

Trump ruined yellow fun
He pissed all over it for everyone
In his inimitable fascistic fashion
He’s killed all the passion of taking a slash on a friend
Trump ruined watersports

Trump’s ruined scat as well
Whether or not he’s into that as well
It’s not worth risking it, you can’t take the chance
While you’re pooping your pants
That his image will dance through your dreams

Trump ruined all the kinks
So every fetishist that I know thinks
We might as well give up and all go vanilla
He’s taken the thrill out of our peccadillos it seems

Trump ruined all the kinks
And being normal stinks
Our quest for fun he thwarts
Trump ruined watersports

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