Party Poopers from Pup by Mike Keneally

“Hey, hey, hey, man...have you been to this…”

“What what what WHAT what?”

“Hey have you been to this place called Party Poopers?”

“Party Poop-- wha-- I, I don’t know what you’re TALKING about!”

“We-- we-ell listen to this!”

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Doo doot doooo

“Oh!”

Doot doo doot doo dooo doo-doot do-doooo

“Yeah, Party Poopers, it’s big and red and it’s shaped like a weasel and it smells like a basketball, and it doesn’t cost very much to get in and you get in there...lots of stuff to do and you dance and maybe buy a couple of drinks and you set down ‘cause yer tired, and then you get up and you order another drink, and it’s fun! Party Poopers, yeah!”

(cut to the interior of Party Poopers. Mild revelry ensues)

• Rock
• San Diego