EGGNOG from Gay Sexxxmas by MC Crumbsnatcher

I'll fuck you underneath the tree, boy
Oh woah oh
You know I've got a little present
And it's waiting for you
What you got down there for me, boy?
Oh whoa oh
I can't wait to see just what them ornaments can do
Come sing a carol just for me boy
oh whoa oh
It's gonna be a holy night when I'm inside of your pants
No grinch can take your ass from me, boy
Oh whoa oh
Cuz it's a Merry Christmas with my Eggnog all in your ass
Oh ah oooooohhhh

Make the yuletide gay? Bitch it already is!
I’m sliding motha fuckin candy canes all up in ya lips
You betta get down and strip
Boy grab them pants and unzip
Baby just show me that poinsettia and give me a sniff
Yo why’s your tree in drag? Yo that ho’s wearing a skirt
But that’s okay cuz that’s exactly where ah immuna squirt
Just lay back unpack relax and open wide
I gotta honey baked ham for you to taste tonight
You give me fa la la la la la latio
But when you lick up on my balls you gotta take off the bow
I got five golden cock rings of silver and gold
Oh and my pubic hair is braided with some mistletoe ho

CHORUS

I saw ya mommy fisting Santa Claus and got an idea
I thought that i could shoot some Christmas magic up in ya rear
Oh do you hear what I hear?
It goes pah rup pum pum pum
But it ain't no drummer boy it’s just the sound of my cum
It’s raining down on ya bum
It’s that addictive shit
Cuz when you start to lick my pole ya tongue just sticks to it
I’m on ya Christmas list
Right next to peace on earth
They call my dick abominable cuz of all the girth
I’ll fuck ya under fir
Yo its favorite tree
Because it’s where I unwrap your ass
On Christmas eve

CHORUS

Don we now our gay apparel
It’s a jack strap bitch
I had to burn that wooly sweater
Cuz it’s chafin my nips
Oh and it’s making me itch
Hey baby gimme a scratch
You’re lookin like the kinda present
That I’d like to unwrap
Ey lemme give it a tap
Ey lemme give it a taste
Come on now baby stick that peppermint all up in my face
Im gonna soak it in glaze
And since you nicely asked
I got a partridge in a pear tree to shove up your ass

CHORUS

Why you ain’t tell me you were Jewish, bitch?
That’s okay too!
I’ll spin ya dreidel till ya yarmulke falls off of ya boo
We finna light the menorah
What’s your Hannukah wish?
Mine’s for that CIRCUMCISED WIENER
To get up in my lips
Just call me sonic the hedgehog
When I take off my belt
Cuz when I hit it hard your ass explodes with Hannukah gelt!
Oh boy I’m making melt
Your’e all like Oy Gevalt!
But I can’t hear ya right
Cuz you still got my challah in ya mouth
CHALLLAHHHH!!!

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