toast from skreality by Max Culp
"Max Culp? Where do I even start? Maxxy is the best friend I could ever possibly ask for. I trust Max with my life— honestly. One time I was pretty sure I was about to run out of shampoo, and Maxxy was in my bathroom in less than ten minutes with a brand new bottle of JOHNSON'S® Baby Shampoo. What more can I say? Maxxy is the [redacted]. Hands down."
-Ted Allen, Host of Food Network's Chopped. <3