Brrr.... from SEASON'S GREETINGS by Matthew Picciotto

Brrr baby brrr
It’s so damn cold outside like
Brrr baby brrr
It’s so damn cold outside like
Sub-zero, frío, frozen burrito
Do I gotta be the one to turn up heat, though?
Yeah, can you let that heat blow?
Please don't let me freeze, yo
Brrr baby brrrrrrrr

It’s so damn cold man, I’m freezing my balls off
Can someone set these chestnuts against an open fire
So cold, I just wanna go to bed
Man, this temperature is tempting me and getting me tired
So cold, you can see my whole breath
So cold like no biggie; there's no sweat
So cold like Frozone - super suit
My super duper suit's a puffy winter coat or two
Triple, triple layered, damn I’m looking caked up
But damn I'm looking better - this is my make up
But damn these clothes not covering everything up
Can't help but feel bad for that damn Kris Kringle
Even wearing both these mitts
Breeze has somehow broken in
Hands are getting frozen stiff
Feels like rigor mortis forming quick
Bones might snap like broken sticks if I ain't too careful
How does Dame Nature expect me to sing this carol?
Fuck fighting fire with fire
I'mma fight ice with ice
These scrooges can try and catch me
Checking each place twice
But I'm nowhere to be found
Gone within an eye's blink
You'd better chance at finding a snowflake at an ice rink
Wait! You better cool down, snowflakes!
Freeze! Like Papa Torrance
Where's your spirit today?
Chill! That's how you should seem
I can't take no more - I'll head back to my workshop
Hot cocoa and Campbell's noodles gonna take the edge off

Brrr baby brrr
It’s so damn cold outside like
Brrr baby brrr
It’s so damn cold outside like
Sub-zero, frío, frozen burrito
Do I gotta be the one to turn up heat, though?
Yeah, can you let that heat blow?
Please don't let me freeze, yo
Brrr baby brrrrrrrr

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