Suitcases from Impatient Outpatients by Mascot Fight

As I was looking out over the loch, I saw two men fighting
Over which paper was best
Number one said "I'm a tabloid reader"
The other said "I am broadsheet"
And I said nothing

Next they would argue about which colour was best
Number one said blue was best and number two said red
And number three said purple
But there was no number three to be found
Because he had drowned

In his suitcase they found everything that was to be said about him
The pin striped suit and unopened blueprints said not much
But nothing could be thought of about the target practice set
The target practice set
The target practice set

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