Reactionary Creationism by Mandüsa

"LET ME SHOW YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT LOVE AND LIGHT" THAT'S BALOGNA EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE BUT YOU CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR ON TV HUN PEOPLE ARE OUT HERE IN MY HOMETOWN WHERE I RAISED TONY AND KELLY MY PRECIOUS ANGELS SELLING LIES LIES LIES ALL THESE WORDS AND I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF THINK WHOO I'M HAVING A MOMENT PLEASE DON'T LET ME HOLD YOU DEAR I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW WITH HELEN AND THE KIDS I'M SO SAD FOR YOU SWEETIE XOXO ANYWAYS THEY WAS SAYING THAT JESUS DID NOT PERFORM MIRACLES HE WAS JUST A REGULAR GUY AND WAS A SOCIALIST HARRY NEARLY SPIT HIS MILK ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM I WAS LIKE HARRY YOU ANIMAL CONTROL YOURSELF THAT IS NOT A TRUE STATEMENT YOU ARE OVER REACTING WITH THE MILK CLEAN THIS UP AND HE JUST SAT THERE AND WATCHED IT DRY UP FOR 7 HOURS HE JUST WOULD NOT MOVE I SAID HARRY HARRY HARRY BUT NOTHING HE JUST SITS HERE AND I'M ABOUT TO SAY SOME UNHOLY WORDS LORD HELP ME HE STARES AT MILK AND THEN HE STARES AND STARES THE MILK IS DRIPPING DOWN THE DANG GONE TELEVISION SEEPING INTO THE VCR HUN REALLY I'M REALLY SO VERY SORRY FOR YOU AND YOUR KIDS HOPEFULLY HELEN CAN FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE YOU DON'T FORGET TO KEEP YOUR CHIN UP OKAY DARLING YOU'RE GONNA FIND SOMEONE GREAT AGAIN I KNOW IT ANYWAYS THE MILK IS DRY HARRY GETS UP AND PUNCHES A HOLE STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DARN TV I NEARLY JUMPED OUTTA MY NIGHT GOWN THE MILK DONE WENT AND FRIED HIS BRAIN ALL BECAUSE OF THOSE BAD MEN ON THE DARN TELEVISION SELLING LIES ABOUT MY CHRIST IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD TONY AND KELLY COVER YOUR EARS MOMMA'S ABOUT TO SAY SOME WORDS SHE MAY REGRET HEAVEN HELP ME DEAR OH DEAR ME OH MY OH MY THAT MILK DONE ME IN TOO

A member of the CHORDATES family.

Commonly found in polluted rivers, stagnant water, and abandoned waste processing plants.

Do not operate vehicles or large machinery when in use.