Plastic Tat from Christmas Crackers by Lorraine Bowen

Plastic Tat! By Lorraine Bowen



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Plastic tat
PLASTIC TAT
Lines the store
PLASTIC TAT

Plastic tat
PLASTIC TAT
Wall to floor
PLASTIC TAT

Plastic tat
PLASTIC TAT
There’s more and more
PLASTIC TAT Yeah!

Plastic tat
PLASTIC TAT – woo!
Not only in here, outdoor!
PLASTIC TAT


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Plastic tat
PLASTIC TAT
Polystyrenes
PLASTIC TAT

Plastic tat
PLASTIC TAT
It’s even in the sardines
PLASTIC TAT - yeah

Plastic tat
PLASTIC TAT
What happens if we all went green?
PLASTIC TAT - great


Plastic tat
PLASTIC TAT
There wouldn’t be any more plastic tat
PLASTIC TAT
There wouldn’t be any more plastic tat
PLASTIC TAT
Hey! It’s happened!
PLASTIC TAT
There’s no more plastic tat
PLASTIC TAT
We’ve all turned green
PLASTIC TAT
It’s all gone cos of this song
PLASTIC TAT
So that’s the end of the track everyone
PLASTIC TAT
You can stop now
PLASTIC TAT (fading away – unsure)
You can stop now
PLASTIC TAT
You can all go home
PLASTIC TAT (fading away – unsure)
Yeah – FINISHED It’s gone
PLASTIC TAT (oh, really, home? That’s quick moaning bvs)
Yeah – No more Plastic tat
REALLY? Ok / will we get paid? Get my coat…!
Yep – send me an invoice
THAT WAS QUICK/ REALLY?
Yes Plastic tat isn’t anymore due to this song
CAN’T BELIEVE IT – ARE YOU SURE? /I’M OFF
Bye
BYE
THANKS!

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