Authentic Computers by Kolter

Everyone tries to be really authentic.
I, for instance am super authentic.
I only use real instruments, like this sexy ass bass.

(Screeeeeeaam)

Everyone tries to be really authentic.
I, for instance am super authentic.
I only use real instruments, like this piano.

Let me blow these flutes.

Everyone tries to be really authentic.
I, for instance am super authentic.
I only use real instruments.

Just kidding, I am the fakest motherfucker on this planet.

(Computer Startup sound)

Everyone tries to be really authentic.
I, for instance am super authentic.
I only use real instruments, like this Jazz cymbal.

(Screeeeeeeeam)

Let me play a guitar riff for your sweet ass.

And now straight to detroit.

Just kidding, I am the fakest motherfucker on this planet.

Everyone tries to be really authentic.
I, for instance am super authentic.
I only use real instruments.

Just kidding, I am the fakest motherfucker on this planet.

• Authentic
• Dance
• Disco
• Electronic
• Funk
• House
• Robot
• Techno
• Text-to-speech
• Cologne