i appreciate your haircut
as i see it from the stage
you seem cool
though i can't tell your age
dark room, warm red light
my ovaries are quivering with delight
keep singing to me like alex turner
and playing like a star
but don't come any closer
cause then ill know what a normal guy you are
i really like you jacket
a fitted leather dream
its too bad when i saw your face
i couldn't help but scream (ew!)
i never want to see you face again
but ill buy your record so i can still pretend
ill turn out the lights and dance around my room
singing na na na na na na na who r u