Bad Situations from Autumnal by Kalien Stark

Bad Situations
Kalien Stark

I got a 4 foot hooker playin tootsie with my ass
and she just don't wanna take "no" for an answer.
Her big bad pimp is given my buddy the eyeball
as my homeboy tries to rustle up some blow.
I left my loudmouthed girlfriend out in the car
so she wouldn't go and fuck up the show.
But she decide that she had to take a piss
so walked her ass on in through the door.
She saw the tiny whore with a handful of my pants
and placed a beeline straight cross the floor.
She yelled, "C'mon get up wee ho let's go, you know I'm gonna kill you if I can!"

Our lives are spent in anticipation,
of the form of our eventual damnation.
It's just a matter of perpetual frustration,
that we'll likely find ourselves in another bad situation.

We got 5 tickets to the Monsters of Rock
because we had to see Metallica and Dokken.
We bought Mike's ticket because he had a big car
to take us to K.C. from the Lou.
But when we got half way, Mikey lost his shit and started acting like a certified asshole.
He told us God said we couldn't see the show
because Kingdom Come's name was blasphemy?!?!
That's when Jerry the truck driver said
he'd be happy to give us ride.
We had to ride in back with the cattle and the shit
but we were on our way to go see Van Hagar.
That night we stayed under the bridge at Arrowhead
so we would be the first inside the show.
We smelled like shit and we barely got some sleep
but we lost it when the Scorpions took the stage.

Our lives are spent in anticipation,
of the form of our eventual damnation.
It's just a matter of perpetual frustration,
that we'll likely find ourselves in another bad situation.

Guitar Solo

Our lives are spent in anticipation,
of the form of our eventual damnation.
It's just a matter of perpetual frustration,
that we'll likely find ourselves in another bad situation.
Our lives are spent in anticipation,
of the form of our eventual damnation.
It's just a matter of perpetual frustration,
that we'll likely find ourselves in another bad situation.

• Alternative
• Blues
• Progressive Rock
• Rock
• guitar
• slide guitar
• St. Louis