Sorry by Jude Perl

Sorry that I bumped into you I didn’t mean to
I was looking at my phone and I just didn’t see
It was actually
You who bumped into me
So I’m sorry, that you didn’t see me

Sorry that I didn’t say hi last week I saw you
You were running for a train and I called out your name
But obviously
You had somewhere to be
So I’m sorry, that you didn’t hear me

Sorry that you all have to listen to me
Sing this song about how sorry I am
Just to get these words out I definitely
Used more than my fair share of Oxygen
….. sorry

Sorry that I’ve got stretch marks on my left thigh
Alright I’ve got them on my right thigh too, it’s true
I thought you’d forgive me more if I had less cellulite
Sorry I lied

Sorry do I have something on my teeth, do I have something on my face
I just rushed here from my place
And I feel like I’ve got something on the side of my mouth
Even though I haven’t eaten in a couple of hours

Sorry that this song is essentially
The same chords you’d hear on everything
Would you like me better if I added some kindof key change

Sorry that my boyfriend mistook my best friend for me
And accidentally slept with her repeatedly
I totally get why he’d choose her instead
Sorry I’m not better in bed

Sorry that last part was a bit depressing
I don’t wanna come across like a girl obsessing about
Some guy who treated her like crap
I still feel like it’s my fault
Sorry, my bad

Sorry that I’m talking, sorry you weren’t listening
Sorry that I’m breathing, sorry for existing
Sorry that I thought it, sorry that I said it
I’m sorry that I’m so apologetic
Sorry I’m not better, sorry I’m not stronger
Sorry I couldn’t suck your dick any longer

Will you forgive me?
…sorry

• Comedy
• Pop
• R&B
• Soul
• funk
• Melbourne