Tea Man from Debbie Downers by Jonny Fritz

I’M THE TEA MAN
AND THERE AIN’T NO DENYING
WHAT I’M CAPABLE OF
PULLING OFF
WHEN THAT FIRST SIP
HITS MY LIP
ALL YOU GONNA HEAR
IS MY T-SHIRT RIP
AND A LITTLE KID SAYING
“MOMMY LOOK AT THAT MAN”

I’M THE TEA MAN
AND I CAN DRINK MORE THAN HE-MAN
I DON’T EVEN NEED A FULL NIGHT’S SLEEP
JUST AS LONG AS YOU KEEP IT COMING

I’LL BE ALRIGHT
LIVING IN MY SPRINTER
JUST AS LONG AS I’M PARKED OUT OF A TARGET
WITH A STARBUCKS IN HER

I’M THE TEA MAN
AND I CAN DRINK MORE THAN ENGLAND
MORE THAN THE KING AND ALL HIS FAIRY MERRY
LITTLE FUNNY MEN

I’M THE TEA MAN
MILK AND HONEY AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH
UH-HUH AND YOU IN THE MORNING
YOU AND YOUR EVER LOVING TEA MAN

I’LL BE ALRIGHT
LIVING IN MY SPRINTER
JUST AS LONG AS I’M PARKED OUT OF A TARGET
WITH A STARBUCKS IN HER
PEEKING AROUND THE CORNER
WAITING FOR AN OLD FRIEND TO COME
AND I’VE ALWAYS GOT TIME TO PUT ANOTHER
HOT KETTLE ON

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