No. 1207 by John Badger & The Moustache Riders of Doom

I was a professional tight rope walker and aeronaut before I lost my leg, and I do not propose to allow the loss of a leg to compel me to seek another occupation. I can walk a tight rope nearly as well as I ever could. The rubber foot enables me to balance with safety. The absence of an ankle joint removes the risk of falling to a large degree. I can walk a tight rope while it is fifty feet above the ground, and when I am dressed, without exposing my limbs, no one would suspect that one of my legs was artificial. While walking on the ground I never feel the necessity of looking for uneven or bad places. I feel safe and sure on my rubber foot, no matter where I place it.

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