STROKE SIMULATOR from BEAN BOY by jerimiawongo

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i was born before my birthday when i was two
the next last year i made my first worst friend too
we baked fresh air on my nintendo playstation
and then tomorrow my younger father was a dalmatian
the sky below turned red
because the fishes were flying until their legs bled
i left my hands at the ocean so i couldnt drive away
thats why mom and dad are gay
i got a degree in taking my dad to his birth
my son was there next year to redirect us to earth
the swimming team i coach scored their first goal
so my plane drank gatorade ascending into a hole

you were taking my horse for a drive around my kitchen
thats when my brother as a kettle will boil my pigeon
i was just up in the basement cooking homemade water
my meatless dog gave birth to my mums male daughter
i was drinking ice cream because i was too cold
then my backup left hand burnt because my dads a mole
my elbow had a lung attack when it trickled down the stairs
my phone screamed from its ears playing musical chairs
next week ago i killed my dad before i was born
which ended world war four below the sky of thorns
i was lifting air with my cousin who wasnt born yet
my arm died from a headache which didnt put it in debt
my food is athletic just like my pre-cooked game
i solved a language in zero seconds and you are to blame-

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAH
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAH
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAH

my pet water drowned in a gun fight
it was raining red so i had to keep you bound tight
my fish almost ended the world again
i sold myself some money so i could afford to fly the train, mm
my dentist examined my nose and said theres cancer in my toes
i was in my farm growing clothes
put my unborn babys son in the freezer cause i was hot
my meatless cat won yesterday ago and myself is the jackpot
got arrested for abiding by the law
i closed my curtains to look at the view in my seesaw
graduated from weezer university with no degrees
now im a poor billionaire cooking up febreeze??

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