Tatooine from Grated Hits by Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff

© 2002 Jeff Bohnhoff

Broken down star drive,
Feelin' lucky to be alive.
Thought that I'd give old Lando a call.
But Vader was waiting,
With Carbonite plating -
So now I'm right here decorating the wall.

Wastin' away right here on Tatooine again.
Permanent guest in Jabba's stone vault.
Some people claim that there's a Wookie to blame.
All I know, is it wasn't my fault.

The Rancor is drooling -
I don't think he's fooling -
He makes a quick snack of the Gamorrean guard.
As the young Jedi master
Steps into disaster,
He may have the force but he just went down hard.

Wastin' away right here on Tatooine again.
Permanent guest in Jabba's stone vault.
Some people claim that there's a Jedi to blame.
Yes I know, it was Skywalker's fault.

Took a trip on a sand barge -
To the Sarlacc with mouth large -
While Jabba's band played a merry old song.
But on the last refrain -
Jabba choked on a slave chain -
Never piss off a girl in a thong.

Wastin' away right here on Tatooine again.
Once was a guest in Jabba's stone vault.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, Leia wasn't at fault.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
All I know is - IT WASN”T MY FAULT!

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