Microwave from Humilis by Jazz Emu

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11.	Microwave	1:06

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Does anybody actually know
what the different power modes
on the front of a microwave do?

They give you so much control
It's like how would I know which of these numbers
Gonna heat my cockaleekie soup?

If you go to low
The edge comes out cold but the middle is a fucking inferno

And on highest mode
When you take out the bowl
The crockery is hot enough to make you infertile

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from Humilis, released July 26, 2021

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