English Language from Digital Spool by Jazz Emu

English Language
We’ve all had enough of you making it
Tough for us all to pronounce you
You need to pick a frickin’ lane
With the sounds you’re making
Like ‘ough’
It’s said how it’s spelt - psych
It’s oh, ow, oo, or, off, uff, uck or up
What the fough is ough with that?
English language
We’ve all had enoo of you making it too for us to pro-no-un-kay
It feels like you’re just taking the P
Out of pterodactyl to fough with us
Let’s talk about queue
That sounds already the first letter so what’s with the extra ‘UEUE’?
Are we just adding any old shit to the endings of words now?
In that case I’ll have the fish and chips.
And a packet of prawn cocktail crispstsch$-
Yes the dollar sign is silent.
Oh the hyphen? No that’s pronounced ough.
English Lanjuaje
We’ve all had enow of you making it tow for us to proshinulase
Why is the plural of mouse mice,
But we can’t live in semi-detached nice?
If you keep on laughing at me
You’re gonna drive me to commit manslaughter
And don’t even get me started on the place names
Chumlee? Woolsery?
Screw this I’m moving to France.
Oh sweet Jesus.

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