Eggerson Keaveney by Jazz Emu
Tracklist
| 1. | Eggerson Keaveney | 3:28 |
Lyrics
I’m wanna spend the afternoon kicking it back
Straight up cruisin’ with Eggerson Keaveney
He picks me up at noon, sipping a pack of cold brewskis he bought for the evening
He tells me that the twenty-seven empties in the bushes are nothing to do with him
And I’m certain that is true, cause no buddy’s better at hitting my level than Eggerson Keaveney
Eggerson’s very stable mentally
And I know that cause he’s got six tattoos which say that!
Always wears trendy chic accessories
Such as this plastic anklet he’s not allowed to take off
He’s wears a new look daily
He served in the US navy
He makes a mean steamed eggs and gravy!
So now you understand me when I say
I wanna spend the afternoon kicking it back
Straight up chilling with Eggerson Keaveney
He’s such a breezy dude, I feel so relaxed
When he does his semi-hourly screaming
He’s got a pet grub it’s called Robert and he loves to tickle him secretly
I’m always in the mood for kicking it back and giving Robert a pat
Aww!
With Eggerson Keaveney
Oooh, kicking it back, straight up chillin with Eggerson Keaveney
I’m always in the mood for watching his back while he does his Retail Therapying
Whenever he goes shopping, he picks up things and he drops them right down the back of his shirt
He had an extra skin pouch surgically attached to the small of his back so he can catch all the snacks!
He’s Eggerson Keaveny
Woo hoo hoo, woo hoo hoo. I been spending all my time with Eggerson Keaveney
Woo hoo hoo, woo hoo hoo. I been spreading all the vibes with Eggerson Keaeveny
Woo hoo hoo, woo hoo hoo. I been committing petty crimes with Eggerson Keaeveny
Woo hoo hoo, woo hoo hoo. No I couldn’t live my life without Eggerson Keaveney








