BALEGDAH from TINY VIOLINS by Jack Dean and Company

I didn’t catch what your name is
And now its too late to ask again man, I hate meeting strangers
I hazard a guess and I get wrong now the awkardness is blatant
Fuck this shit I’m about to go home

I feel like such a penis
Have nothing to add to this small talk about plans for the weekend
I reference a classic vine and no-one else has seen it
I can’t believe you’ve done this I’mma go home

And you can blame it on neurodivergence
Or the off-kilter way I was raised
But all that I know it’s urgent
For me to get the fuck out of this place and go home

I’m talking way to loudly
I’ve interrupted like every single person sat at the table around me
But when someone actually asks me something my brain has left the county
Fuck me man I just need to go home

Someone says its their round what do I drink
I tell him I don’t do rounds he looks at me like I’m lying
Then he buys me a drink anyways now my whole brain is crying
Fuck you man I’m about to go home

Maybe it’s because I’m an autistic person
Or maybe it’s because I”m a chode
The only thing I know for certain
Is that I am about to explode, If I don’t go home

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