Redneck Truckers from Backwoods Hellride by Iron Range Outlaw Brigade

Redneck Truckers, driving all across this land
Redneck Truckers, doing the best they can
We got pregnant Beth, and One-Eyed Bill, Three Fingered Hank, and Meth Mouth Jill, and a Two Legged Dog all looking for a thrill!!!

I got a patch over one eye and thats ok
I'm One-Eyed Bill is what folks say.
I got a flannel vest, trucker hat, aviators and a belly full of fat
six pack of beer and camel straights,
take them little white pills to stay awake
got a run to make, got to be on time, got kids to feed and thats the reason why

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Now Pregnant Beth is mostly straight.
she quit her drinking back in '98
she quit the junk when she had Little Lyle, but she likes to relapse every once in a while.
She's got six kids and twins on the way,
Uncle Sam's helping out when it comes pay day
make a run, got to be on time, grandma's watching the kids and that's the reason why.

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I'd tell you the story of them other guys,
but I'm running late and falling far behind.
Believe me, their story is one to tell about record runs from the brink of Hell
Outrunning bears out on the county line, getting jack-knifed with a trailer full of shine, got a run to make, got to be on time, got kids to feed and that's the reason why!

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• Cow Punk
• Punk
• alt-country
• country-rock
• cow-punk
• cowpunk
• outlaw-country
• outsider-country
• punkrock country
• Minnesota