we spoke to DAN, the immortal, archetypal florida man:
"Sinkhole, it’s my aquatic sinkhole and i was wearing my metallica tshirt that day.. What people dont understand about DANS life, me, is thatI travel where I wanna travel and I shot my car straight into the sandy mudhole becausse I was sending my metalica vessel thru it and to the other siiiide. Pirate radio me, I got a channel on 103.889, tune in if you’re ready. Peace out vlog over. My life is 4x4, i live my life like a 4x4, in my 4 x4.. And ive lived 4 times so call me 16x16, when i die my soul travels back to a sword thats been set in a rock for millions of years in a castle in albequerky and i just come back then and waaander my way back down to my hometown, florida."
SUBURBAN DIVE!: THE HOUSES OF AMERICA'S WEALTHIEST CONCENTRATE INTO A SQUARE FOOTAGE JUST ABOUT THE SIZE OF FLORIDA... YOU'RE ON THE GOLF COURSE GREENS, AMBLIN ABOUT. IT'S POURING, IT'S MUGGY, YOUR CHUCKS ARE FUCKIN SOAKED! VAST QUICKSANDS SEPARATE YOU FROM THE WINDING PATH UP THE HILL... FLORIDA MAN RAMS RIGHT THROUGH THE RUSTED CHAIN LINK FENCE, ALL WHEEL DRIVE INTO THE PIT OF SAND, STRAIGHT INTO SUBURBAN DIVE!!!
THE NEW QUANTUM COUNTRY FAMILY VEHICLE 4X4 FOR A SMOOTH DRIVING EXPERIENCE, ON LAND, SEA, AIR, SPACE AND EVERYWHERE IN BETWEEN. AND INFINITE SEATS, SO YOU CAN BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY! WHY NOT SWING BY ONE OF OUR SHOWROOMS, CONVENIENTLY LOCATED IN THE CENTRE OF THE SUN?