Nefarico™ Jingles by Hussalonia

released November 12, 2012

All jingles written and performed by the Hussalonia founder.
Copyright 2012
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When Nefarico™ CEO Arkhip Kozlov assured the public shortly after the Hussalonia buyout that the Hussalonia site will continue to operate in a fairly unchanged state, what he, and others, could not have anticipated was his sudden death by food poisoning.

After consuming a single serving of cotton candy at the Spectacular Deceptico™ Circus for All Ages, Kozlov quickly perished, causing many to speculate foul play. Having recently joined the Nefarico™ board of trustees, former Deceptico™ Vice President Patrick Swayze (no relation) found himself the new CEO of Nefarico™ and a very different company emerged. Swayze enlisted the Hussalonia founder to write and perform a two-hour radio play about King Nefarikong, a violent and filthy primate who, after growing to unmanagable proportions, is finally subdued by learning the virtues of cleanliness. The play was a shameless, two-hour commercial for Nefarico™ soap products and breached a contract stipulation that the founder was not obligated to record musical pieces that exceed two-minutes. When the founder refused, Swayze pulled the plug on the Hussalonia website.

What followed was a highly publicized legal battle (complicated by the intervention of Swayze’s arch nemesis, Limpy Jim). The concourse returned, albeit abridged, and the founder was not allowed to release any new music until he furnished an album of songs promoting Nefarico™ products. After nearly eight months without a word from the founder, a package of tapes arrived at Swayze's door labeled "Nefarico™ Jingles."

This is the resulting product.

— Dolores DeCabeza, Head of Nefarico™ Public Relations