Guy Dog from The Woods by Hollis Webb

Guy Dog, defender of family
Guy Dog, creator of anarchy
Guy Dog

He sat in a cage until one day
A lady came in took him away
The beast is so wonderful and magical
A furry houdini

Guy Dog, your fur is on everything
Guy Dog, you search with Microsoft Bing
Guy Dog, listen when we shall sing
GUY DOG!!!!

You battle the vermin, alert us to strangers
You unwittingly seem to create more danger
You get dirt in the bed and don’t seem to care for my comfort

Guy Dog, sometimes you come home and stink
Guy Dog, you often drive me to drink
Guy Dog, you left your dishes in the sink
GUY DOG!!!!!

And we’re glad you don’t roam
Far away from your home
To find your real family

Guy Dog: Barking Insanity
Guy Dog: Frightened on New Year's Eve
Guy Dog: Rolls Over for a Treat
Guy Dog: Licker of Lotion Feet
Guy Dog: Mustering Energy
Guy Dog: Dynamic Personality

GUY DOG!!!!

• Rock
• fauxlk
• garage
• indie
• lo_fi
• San Antonio