Postmeat Spellbook by blurds

I became an internet wizard and then I got a job at the post office. This involved receiving items from friends and strangers in exchange for spells. My most prolific customer sent me thing after thing, until, in the end, I had an album full of music for use. All of the art here arrived at my PO Box from a single source, with one exception. The resulting music was made in a hurry, on my days off, such as there were. Some of the results are not pleasant but they all do the thing they are supposed to do.

Tracklist

1.	meatcore	1:47

2.	prayer for general use	4:36

3.	song of cure light wounds	2:22

4.	charm for eventual victory	2:21

5.	a lot of mistakes	1:23

6.	spell for greater maintenance of boundaries	3:35

7.	the priests are all in jail	2:53

8.	curse for cowardice	2:13

9.	slippery hitch	5:49

10.	prayer for an abandoned pair of novelty scissors	1:52

11.	wand of catharsis	8:26

12.	the priests are still in jail	3:26

Credits

released February 5, 2021

Music by H Duck
Art by Monica Seldow

License

CC BY-NC-SA 3.0. See the Creative Commons website for details.