Bigfootsville from Tabloid News by Harvey McLaughlin

hot damn
smelling good like something that a witch dragged in between her teeth
look good
decked out like a million in my three piece elk skin, so sweet
north woods
stepping through the forest with my arms hanging low
like I'm singing in a chorus
hot damn
I'm headed out to Bigfootsville

oh lord
skunk apes got a line on some high fly quality cook
good god
we made it on the front of the papers baby, come and take a look
oh lord
they're trying to smoke us out, a bunch of lonely old men
with too much time to hang about it now
hot damn
I'm headed out to Bigfootsville

good lord
abominable kisses getting blown, baby, coming my way
hold on
feeling like a million, I didn't quite know just what to say
good lord
strutting through the forest with my arms hanging low
like I'm singing in a chorus
hot damn
I'm headed out to Bigfootsville

• Bigfoot
• Rock
• Yeti
• piano rock
• roots rock
• sasquatch
• singer-songwriter
• San Antonio