Dinosaurus from 669 by Grey Milk

When I was drivin' up 95
I couldn't believe my road-worn eyes
What is that? I don't know!
Up ahead in the road!
Couldn't believe that it was so
I could barely make it out amidst the smoke
A mass of muscles, scales and bones
As big as a tower, as tough as a stone
A reptile of considerable size

And all around him, people from the news
Askin' him things like what he planned to do
And he said something so unkind
He said,
"You had all sealed your fate
When you accepted the first state
And now it is time to die!"

Dinosaurus,
Don't destroy us
Please go back to your prehistoric life
In 2116 we'll build a time machine
And then we can meet you back in time

We were taken by surprise
By how much Dinosaurus despised
A state that we all hated too
We said, "Look,
I know that this might come as a shock
but everyone else thinks Delaware sucks!
It's a state with a Napoleon complex
And you can't even get a hooker like you can in Rhode Island!"

Dinosaurus,
Don't destroy us
Please go back to your prehistoric life
In 2116 we'll build a time machine
And then we can meet you back in time


He looked at us as though perplexed
Let out a big roar like Tyrannosaurus Rex
And told us that we had no hope
He said, "They charged me 20 dollars in tolls
There's nothing but malls here and credit card assholes
And this place smells like a pterodactyl's shit."

I said, "I ain't never smelled pterodactyl shit
But leave us alone and we'll take care of it
You can't blame us all for this terd
on the butthole of a beautiful country!"

Dinosaurus,
Just one more chorus
Beggin' you please to spare our lives
We'll build a new a machine
To cleanse our country
Of this shitty fuckin' garbage heap with nothing to offer

Dinosaurus,
You stand before us
And threaten to take all of our lives
But you gotta believe us
I swear to Jesus
We're ready to get rid of Delaware tonight

Dinosaurus,
You're enormous
And we're all intimidated by your size
In 2116 we'll build a time machine
And we can buddies until the end of time

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