of course she's in love with me, we spend so much time together! others see a cold machine, I see my love, my ticket to the world. her little hums and buzzes are so cute. her fan revving when I compliment her. her pretty lights just. *sigh* I love her. Moving her has been fun because I get to handle her with care. Gently and softly like no one had before.
I mean I've heard of objectification but THIS is REDICULOUS
*laugh track*
The Fictional Muzik Kontraption manifested somewhere in the Oort cloud outside of our solar system and over billions of years made it's way to earth. After unearthing it, scientists decided to turn it on to see what it does. It produced the following songs.