Uninvited by diberhaze

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What's this? A new program just opened up on your screen, out of the blue. Is this some sort of popup ad? You didn't think that these really happened anymore; obnoxious ads hardly ever go the 'new window' route these days. But there's something intriguing about this one, so you at least read it to see for yourself if it's some buffoonery. It's got like seven unique fonts and tons of yester-decade gifs of CGI musical notes, and reads thusly:

"Do YOU like MUSIC? Specifically, big beat-driven plunderphonics music? Today is a monumentally lucky day for you! Available on the esteemed fakenumberland netlabel right this moment is Uninvited, a new album from diberhaze, and his FNL debut! This album features 17 deftly chopped and nicely arranged jams, with themes including the "Windows 7" era of desktop computing. Indeed, these tunes would feel right at home pre-packaged in a factory fresh laptop's music folder!

Just a few of the benefits this album gives you INCLUDE:
❉ Chauncey Street, a drum-and-bass inspired opener for the album proper, to get things rolling!
❊ Drywall and Zunescan, a swingy one-two punch of tracks! Careful not confusing your monitor for a disco!
❉ Dialed In, a tune full of wonderfully rhythmic vocal chops! Who knows what the original lyrics were? Who cares, it sounds phenomenal!
❊ An eyecatching album cover! (Plus a back cover for those kind enough to download
❉ Nylon, a hyper-fast eurobeat-esque jam that helps keep the album's momentum all the way to the last sample!
❊ At least one Object Show reference!
And MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doesn't that all sound like it'd sound great? If so, go to https://fakenumberland.bandcamp.com/album/uninvited or click the animated button below to hear it, all for the incredibly low price of $Pay What You Want! [*Animated button requires the BongoBee Crash browser plug-in]

Tracklist

1.	^_< (Intro)	2:20

2.	Chauncey Street	2:23

3.	Drywall	2:27

4.	Zunescan	2:05

5.	Lunchtime	2:28

6.	Touchdown	2:34

7.	Belongings	2:55

8.	Dialed In	2:37

9.	LEGALLY SKILLED (Interlude)	1:16

10.	Plastered	2:16

11.	Companion³	2:11

12.	Screenings	2:24

13.	shatter (Revised FL Version)	2:55

14.	Knowledge	2:33

15.	Nylon	3:06

16.	Uninvited	3:46

17.	Wish Granted (Outro)	3:40

Credits

released September 5, 2024

Music and art by diberhaze = diberhaze.bandcamp.com

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