cafesong from inepttitude by emochick99

i know what we can do tonight
at our advanced age
we can go to the art museum
and hit on the girls working at the cafe

hit on the girls working at the cafe
hit on those girls working at the cafe
they cant talk back to us if they wanna get paid
hit on the servers at the [WORKPLACE REDACTED]

i dont know anything about wine.
it wont keep me from whining at you over merlot
"what's a pretty girl like you doing working this job" (<- jeez)
if u were on the street, u'd tell me where to go

hit on the girls working at the cafe
hit on those girls making my dumb latte
my wife's paying for me, but she's just in the way
we won't tip but i'll rizz you up 😝 when she walks away

when it comes to coffee, i think yours is the best
"i want her to take my order, so i can stare at her breasts"
i wont ask for your name. but i'll remember your age 🤨
you're acting coquettish~ are we on the same page

well she laughed at my joke, maybe this is the day
she'll follow me home....and finally i'll get laid
i'll be back next week if i don't pass away
that's just how we did things back in my day

hit on the girls working at the cafe

• Experimental
• indie rock
• lo-fi
• noise
• sound collage
• tape music
• Richmond