¿HOAX? by Coldcock Jones & The Chihuahuas

Yet another concept album, this one began as a tribute to Ken Griffey Jr's Major League Baseball for Nintendo 64. It eventually became a tribute to the lunar moon landing of July 20, 1969. This album is now dedicated to the debate over whether the thing happened or not. One Chihuahua says "no," and one Chihuahua says "yes." One Chihuahua says "either/or" and the last Chihuahua never definitively chimes in on anything. One Chihuahuas is a dog. The contributors to this album were, for the most part, reluctant, and were frequently hijacked by the EarScum TimeMachine®. This is not a pop album. No apologies. Sorry.

It's meant to be heard all at once, but you won't do it that way.

Tracklist

1.	Side A: Landin On the Moon - Drillin The Moon - Jump Jump Dive - A Strange Spacesuited Figure in White	9:49

2.	Side B: Pearl's Bomb - Who's Going To Go See Metallica - Scalfy's Butt - Bottom of The Mariana Trench	9:49

3.	Side C: Dogger/Sunshine - The President's Dog - Moon Song - You're Already Dead - Go Ahead Mr. President	11:38

4.	Side D: Amber's Birthday Song - Matthew's Bolero - Smells Like Hampster Pee - Ow - I Can't Stay Here Tonight	10:34

5.	Jump Jump Dive (Single Version)	4:34

6.	Pearl's Bomb (Single Version)	3:06

7.	Dogger/Sunshine (Single Version)	5:34

8.	Amber's Birthday Song (feat. June) (Single Version)	2:10

9.	You're Already Dead (Single Version)	3:07

10.	It Smells Like Hampster Pee (Single Version)	4:02

11.	Matthew's Bolero (Single Version)	2:32

12.	Who's Going To See Metallica? (Single Version)	3:53

Credits

released July 10, 2019

Arranged and Produced by Coldcock Jones.
Contributors include June, Ben Zinnen, Dan Mandernach, David Marquardt, Matthew Marquardt, Pearl Gross, The 2016 post-election Trump Immigration-Ban protest, Demolition Derby and the sounds of Downtown Austin, TX.

License

CC BY-NC-ND 3.0. See the Creative Commons website for details.