Ugh... by Stiff Middle Fingers
Tracklist
| 1. | Stiff Middle Fingers - Ugh... | 2:31 |
Lyrics
I'm just so fuckin' old
Just so fuckin' old
So fuckin' slow and cold, it's killing me!
I never go to shows
I always plan to go
But then I think nooo, I'll smoke some weed!
I can feel it in my bones
Hear it in my tone
Eroding like a stone, gradually!
I buy tickets for these shows
I get ready to go
But then I think, nooo too late for me!
Main set doesn't go on until 10:30pm??
I'm not sure I like any of the openers
Maybe we should just go then
Do something that I know better than
Like a piece of shit old man
I'm just so fuckin' old
I'd rather stay home
Naked in my robe, cat next to me!
I'd just rather be stoned now
Blunt's already rolled now
Bowl's already loaded, why'd I wanna leave??
Where's it at again? UGH
So far away!
What were they thinking then they booked this show
On a, a fuckin' TUESDAY??
UGHHHHH
UNHHHHHHHHH
BRRRBGHGHGBBRHAA
Well maybe...after this next part...
[SOLO]
Nope!
I still don't wanna go
Too into my show
Anxiety is growing, my apoloGEEZ!
Just so fuckin' old
Show's already sold out
Just don't wanna go out
Leave my evening free!!
SO OLD!!!
JUST DEAD!!!
I think maybe I'll just...just go to bed...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Credits
Vocals: TurdKing
Lead Guitar: HamHawks
Guitar: Barry
Bass: Solamente Doug
Drums: George
Music by SMF / Lyrics by TurdKing







