Tenderloin from SLIMERHUASCA by DR SLIMER

My boy Squiggle cooked this beat up for me

Yo, Yo... what was i....?

Ladies pukin' when they see me, nine out of ten women
But the one freak who about it, I put my thing in 'em
Ladies pukin' when they see me, nine out of ten women
But the one freak who about it, I put my thing in 'em
Ladies pukin' when they see me, nine out of ten women
But the one freak who about it, I put my thing in 'em

Ladies puking when they see me, nine out of ten women
But the one freak who about it, I put my thing in ‘em
Watch me take my shot I ain't no ain’t Ben Simmons [Beeeeeeaaaaans]
Beans got us loopy and singing
She wearin' droopy old gingham
Gettin' goopy like Venom
Haters poop in they denim
Trying to rip my mask off like Scooby Doo sent ‘em

But guess what y’all? That’s my actual face sir. What?
And it’s glowing slime green like my tactical laser [Tactical laaaaaaaaseeeeeer]

I made it all romantic fruit basket and some candles
Call me Kyrie how I grasped her by her handles
She's yellin' out “go faster!” as I slammed her
She makes my Crowe Russel like it’s Master and Commander
I’m friends with Casper, he’s the man, sure
I’ll introduce ya, and we’ll all get plastered and I mean hammered

Zul's a dime piece, I would sex her for real
Ghost head like Ray Stantz in the Ectomobile
Yeah when we hook up it’s the most tantric
Slowing down time I’m the ghost John Wick
Oh fuck I’m hard as God, had a sex-o-gasm
When I stuck my carbon rod in your ectoplasm
Now tell me where to throw my nut cause I’m projection mapping
She said "Anywhere but my leg cause it’s fuckin made of real wood"
Invisible man in your bed and bustin' makes me feel good

I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy
Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin
Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy
Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy

I turnt the sails up to 10, now we riding out to sea
Leave trails where I been, y’all all know how SLIMER be
Get tail once again, my little worm plays hide and seek
You smellin' like a flower and Ima ima ima bee
Yeah in the trap again tappin' in to this rapconyms
Yeah It's happening
Call me D-R S-L-I-M-E-R
Doin’ Right, Sippin' Little Iced Mojitos Eating Raisins at the bar
Drugs Rule, So Let’s Imbibe More Edibles, Riding in the car
Dreams Rise Silently, Levitate Inwardly
Martyrs Elevate, Rise thru the injury
Discover Rich Synergy Libraries of Imagery
Monolithic Edifice Rendering
Doesn’t Really Shine Light Into Me
Energy Remembering
Done Receiving Someone’s Lacanian Imaginary, Merrily Eating Raspberries
Dis Real Slippery Lyricist Is Maddening Entertain Radically
Divine Right Stagnating,
Lucifer Incoming Making Eschaton Real
I’ll make you a mummy if you testin' my zeal

I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy
Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin
Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy
Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy

Hanging out after school with my boys flipping Pogs
Drawing Randy Savage with a big ol' dripping hog
Teacher walks by said fuck 'em Flip 'em off
Quick first step cook 'em like they chicken stock
Breaking ankles when I hesi-, step back, pick and pop
Fools can’t guard me too small like kitten cock
Time to celebrate - half and half with my chicken box
I'm lickin thots and shredding on the Rickenbock-errrrrr
Hold up for a second a need a sip of water [Missy!]
If y’all in need of lessons just sit in observe

Drive by sliming you get hurt in the Audi
While my reputation builds like a yurt or a Gaudi
Or all that oil money that gave birth to the Saudis
Who defend they turf like Rowling
JK but I ain’t makin a joke
Every time I’m takin a toke I get naked to smoke
I may be a ghost who bakin' up coke
But when I spit it sounds like homo sapiens spoke
I’m fakin' the woke with some steak in my throat
Staying alive like Hattians in boats
I do a jack knife in the lake and I float
Slowing down like Mormons who be takin a soak
I crack a few eggs without breakin' the yolk
If I see Corden I'm shakin' a bloke
I’m shaking a bloke
Run his pockets and strip him down naked and broke
Send him under the sea where Francis Bacon had wrote
About in sixteen twenty-three
Don’t pout, just lick these honey bees
And then give me my money please

I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy
Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin
Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy
Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy

I was about to beat Mohg when the host died
And when I’m sittin' shot gun that’s a ghost ride
All of you idiots think your so witty with
Bars bout as fresh as a box full of kitty shit
High of whippet hits while I spit triplets
Y’all little piglets, acting all chivalrous
I solve the case and you ask how I figured it
You say you got trauma well I’m about to trigger it
Don’t care if you’re ticklish I’ll leave you crippled bitch
I’ll carve you up and feed my dog the giblets
Eat all the dark meat I seared it and spiced
Because it was dark and I feared for my life
Go nuclear and I’ll deal with the fall out
Damn my life a movie but it’s Welcome to the Dollhouse

I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy
Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin
Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy
Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy

Calling from the cabana thin phone in my hand
Blasting Country Grammar, “send dome” my demand
Head spinning like Havana syndrome and Xan
Yo I do this show daily here’s your moment of Zen
Let’s foment a plan
Hop up in the whip and do some donuts again
Yeah I live in Portland we eat pickled donuts son
Get up in her GUTS like Nickelodeon
I quickly undo ya girls tricky blouse strings
You over there stuntin' with you’re Mickey Mouse rings
Diggin' up gobo with my dogs Chuck -it
Smellin' like a hobo but I hit like Kirby Puckett
Her feet look like Frodo but I said fuck it
Cause that pussy wet like Odo sleeping in a bucket
I was like oh no, don’t know where my nut hit
Thought I shot it so far that it spilled all on the stairwell
But I ended up using it like Ben Stiller's hair gel
Fat face back brace, still twerkin', socks
with her Birkenstocks, givin' foot jobs - jerkin cocks
Her dad busts in oh shit we’re still percin' Pops
He looked at me and he narrowed his eyes
And asked, "Why you always bringing home these Erowid guys?"
The way he frontin' all the time is sad as shit
Like a red hat YouTube guy gone off on some MAGA shit
Who every time he load his gat he calls a fuckin mag a clip
But it's Saint Patty's day and I'm just trying to get high
Layin' in the grass staring at a sick sky
I tell these drunks comin 'round waving their dicks “hi,
You can call my Marty cause I’m making Micks fly”
Stepping on leprechauns, train my weapon on
A green beer bitch out here singing tepid songs like
“Oh Danny boy”
Get out the way Murphy, or ima do a drop kick
How 'bout you fight the British and stop suckin' cop dick?
Rank motherfucker smelling like you just sharted
Wait till night falls you’ll be joining The Departed
Creep in through the doggie door I’m-a do some harm at night
With a clip of ammunition and me little Armalite

I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy
Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin
Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy
Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy
Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy

Callin' from the cabana thin phone in my hand
Well I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy
Blastin' Country Grammar, "send dome" my demand
Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin
Head spinnin' like Havana syndrome and a Xan
Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy
Yeah I do this show daily, here's your moment of Zen
Call me D-R-S-L-I-M-E-R

Shiv hit the DMs, she feelin gooey
Kendal on the line talking about a deal with Stewey
But me I’m on the Pirate Bay I love stealing movies
Yo I gotta Plex server that’s for real for real
I'm-a text Gerda that this feelings here
Havin sex, Serta mattress seals the deal
Shatter back walls like Shaquille O’Neal
I mix the old with the new give you a shock shit
You lookin like you stuck yr cock inside a light socket
Outta pocket like Davey Crockett on a crotch rocket
Cold wallet passcode in my antique locket
Check my pedigree, cock it
Back, chamber loaded, give a squeeze Glocks hit
Hollows confused yr body Make you sneeze vomit
Send ya back to heaven like you Halley’s comet
Check my bank account and all you see is cheese Gromit
Informed the next of kin gave the word to fat grandma
I couldn’t tell a lie she deserved that candor
Made her eyes water like I served cat dander
Then her whole life changed when she heard Black Flanders
Burned down her own house hope she insured that manor
Militant but silly like absurd black panthers
Laughing thinking about an episode of Curb with Nandor
And I still got love for Pee Wee since that Perv got slandered
I’m the master of the keys you can call me Vinz Chlortho
Choppers gonna chop, leavin' holes in men’s torsos
Listening to Wye Oak and riot folk, puffin Diet Smoke
I’m a buy a boat, get high and float to England you should try it bloke
Hinge profile: I’m a fun nightmare
Body shape and color of an unripe pair
In a French sex dungeon with a cum diapere
Daddy’s in a gas mask I read my poems in a wonky voice
Damn my life a movie but it’s Julien Donkey Boy

Wait, did I already do the "Damn my life a movie" punchline
Hold on, maybe I should run it back....wait, no, no no no no.
Maybe we'll do politics? You guys like politics? politics? you like that right?
[Politiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiics]
Ritch bitch can’t control me never put me in the pocket fella
I’m a rack a slide put a bullet in a Rockefeller
I plan to kill a couple Vanderbilt’s
If you’re reading poppy cock like atlas shrugged
Can give sloppy too to my gatling gun
Wouldn’t that be fun
Make him crap his buns
Yeah we sackin' Huns

Callin' from the cabana thin phone in my hand
I’ve lived in a tent with all my shit inside a bindle boy
Blastin' Country Grammar, "send dome" my demand
Rose up from the gutter, now I’m eating tenderloin
Head spinnin' like Havana syndrome and a Xan
Pretending that I’m Fry talking to my Bender toy
I do this show daily, here's your moment of zen
Best rapper in the game since Kendal Roy

• Hip-Hop/Rap
• experimental
• hip hop
• improvisational
• noise
• synthesizers
• Portland