Space Rocks by Dr. Pants

I am his highness Jupiter, my great red spot sees all
I'm the ruling monarch of this solar system
There are laws within our boundaries your inhabitants have broken
My eye has seen their crimes, don't think I've missed them
Your fellow spheres and I, we're all annoyed
So I sentence the whole human race to death by asteroid

I'm the king of the planets and I call shenanigans
I'll throw your dominant species in the trash can again
Don't perceive me as a joker, in my heart I feel no mirth
I'm gonna hurtle space rocks at you, Earth

Long have I observed the actions of these homo sapiens
Astonished by their ego and their greed
Half of them don't understand you're the only Earth they've got
And they disregard their fellow humans' pleas
You need a species that's good for you
Let me obliterate them so that you can start anew

I'm the king of the planets and I call shenanigans
I'll throw your dominant species in the trash can again
They're either stupid or they're blind, they have forfeited their worth
That's why I'm hurtling space rocks at you, Earth

Picture the amino acids forming proteins in the post-apocalyptic ooze
Destined to evolve into a brand new form of life
You'll be ravaged either way, what have you got to lose?

I'm the king of the planets and I call shenanigans
I'll throw your dominant species in the trash can again
I'm giving you a do-over, there must be death before there's birth
That's why I'm hurtling space rocks at you, Earth

It's all for your own good, my friend, their toxicity is overt
That's why I'm hurtling space rocks at you, Earth

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