Hiawatha from Who Cares? by Dingus
We're a punk band from North Dakota living in Minneapolis, and we've been playing in this same goddamn band for most of our lives. Playing since puberty, we began once our voices started cracking, and they've been cracking ever since. We no longer believe "success" means making tons of money. Rather, we now hold the notion that success means: not making money. Thus, we're successful as fuck. Rock.