PBJ2222 from ohnohgdohohhoHHHNOOHGODNONOOOOGODNO by DEATHDECAYMURDERVIOLENCE

Rubarb time!

AAA, it's fine

Wow,
We really only have enough for one sandwich
But that's fine, it's fine
It'll work out, it's okay

Lemme check to make sure
We have no more other jam

GASP

There's blackberry fruit spread
I'll do a taste test:
One sandwich will have the rhubarb
The other one will have the blackberry spread
Perfect
Muahahahahaha

Let's get this over with,
Let's get this party started

What's the lyrics of that song?

I just wanna fuck a dude
Cum sticky like glue
Make his dick hard and it grew

K, first sandwich done
Now onto the blackberry spread

OPEN THIS BITCH UP!
LETS OPEN THIS JAM UP!
Sorry for putting peanut butter in this

Oh no, oh, oh no, oh no
I made a mistake
I made a mistake
I s-
I made, I- I- F-
I made the sandwich, and I put...
I- I- I- I- like made the rhubarb sandwich
Oh no, oh no
I made the rhubarb sandwich
And I accidentally got the blackberry spread
And I was like
"Oh, an empty... piece of bread,
I'm gonna slather blackberry all over that"

But it was the top of the sandwich,
That I just made...
I needa- I needa-
I needa do a surgery
I needa- I needa push this all over,
Oh god

Why am I so stupid?
Now I'm gonna have a sticky sandwich
No one wants a sticky sandwich
Oh no, sticky sandwich

Ok I think it i- it should be fine
It'll be a bit sticky, but hey
Life is sticky sometimes, what can I say?
What can I say?

Ok
Ok

That's some extra jam,
We'll get extra jelly in here

Peanut butter jelly time,
Peanut butter jelly time,
'wayo, wayo, wayo, wayo'
'co-mayo, co-mayo, co-mayo'

Second sandwich complete
Now I'm gonna cut these up in triangles
Cuz I am no uh- gremlin
I'm a bit of a gremlin
I think if I was a mythical creature
"Mythical"
I would be a gremlin
So, this way

Trying to get the last jam
That's on this side piece of bread
That I didn't mean to put jam on
Oh no, I'm an idiot
I am an idiot

I picked up a, a, a hand towel off the floor
To get the jam off
Thinking it'd be safe
But there's dog hair on it
And I just put it on my-
Top of my sandwich to get the thing off

Ok, hold on

We don't own paper towels
Beside these

Ok, um, lemme pick the dog hair off
Yknow what? The top is gonna be a bit sticky
I am gonna stop dealing with that
Just gonna cut it up now
And get my triangles

Perrrfect intersection, wow
Wow, great, ok
Perfect, ok

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