Keno from Bushfire by Dead Kelly

If I won on Keno
I’d buy my dog a horse
I’d build a fortress on Ninderry Mountain
I’d have 17 kids and farm platypuses
Duck fucker put a horn on a jellyfish

If I won on Keno
I’d buy a brothel off the bikies
Change the name to - Thumping Poon Hammer
I’d buy a brewery and call it Cunt Beer
The slogan will be - Just Smash Another Cunt

For fuck sake give me 10 numbers times 3!

Keno!
Why have you forsaken me?
I’m loyal
Take my fitty

There’s got to be more to life than high viz
And hard hats, pre starts
And peanut butter sandwiches
I want a pepper steak pie filled with cocaine
And heaps of sauce

I’d finally buy Nikki an on-and-off clap light
Then have sex with her and give her the clap
Then clap when she tells me she’s got the clap
Which would also turn the light off

I want a V8 Walkinshaw
I want a beer fridge with a glass door

Keno!
Why do you fuck with me?
Come on cunt
Hold on! Take my twenty.
Take my twenty.
Here’s another tenner.

Oh shit!

I want my own cologne that smells like triangles

There’s got to be more to life than high viz
And hard hats, toolbox talks
And peanut butter sandwiches

Yeah nah mate
I’ve got a fucken good feeling about this one
It’s fucken your shout too cunt
Wait up I’ll fucken put this one on
58, 17, 33, 24, 25, 44, 1, 69, 7, 68

What does it take?

What does it take?

58, 17, 33, 24, 25, 44, 1, 69, 7, 68

What does it take?

Keno!
Go fuck yourself!
I’ve got two bucks left.
I wanna be free!

Righto, one more game.

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