Dead Boner by Dead Boner

Tracklist

1.	Intro Samples	0:08

2.	Why Are All Bears Only Into Other Bears	0:03

3.	We're Both Bottoms... Well Shit!	0:03

4.	2 Gay 2 Function	0:03

5.	Gay Faaaaaart	0:02

6.	College Locker Room Gay Erotica	0:03

7.	Brokeback Mountain Isn't Even That Gay (There's Titties in It)	0:04

8.	God I Love "The Longest Yard"	0:03

9.	30, 6'1", 190 lb., bl/bl, masc, d/d free, 7 in. NO GROWLS	0:05

10.	Looking?	0:02

11.	Hey	0:03

12.	Dom Top Masc Alpha Only (Pussy)	0:07

13.	Don't Call It My Boipussy	0:06

14.	Saying You're Str8 in a Craigslist Ad Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha	0:07

15.	All My Boyfriends Started as Fucks	0:02

16.	Show Me That Butthole	0:03

17.	That's a Nice Butthole! (Bro)	0:10

18.	AHHHHHHH More Lube!	0:03

19.	Let's Fuck On These Beans	0:05

20.	Why Don't You Make Like a Banana and SHIT	0:04

21.	I Don't Understand Fisting It Seems Really Scary to Me	0:05

22.	Hey Dude, Want a Chili Dog? NO	0:04

23.	Rimming Is Not Just Foreplay No I Will Not Elaborate	0:05

24.	C'mere Bottom, I Made Dinner (Here's Your Bowl of Ice Water Bitch)	0:05

25.	Don't You Dare Cum in My Mouth (But You Can Piss)	0:05

26.	I Gave Up Bottoming for Buffalo Wild Wings	0:06

27.	If You're Not Fucking Septuagenarians You're Missing Out	0:05

28.	Can We Not Talk About My Mom Right Now?	0:05

29.	Bottomin' on the Ottoman	0:05

30.	What Does "Gaywad" Even Mean?	0:04

31.	"Just Don't Shove It in My Face" Then Don't Tell Me About Your Wife and Kids	0:05

32.	Eat Ass or Perish	0:07

33.	By the Way Trans Rights Human Rights	0:04

Credits

released April 3, 2023

Vocals - Big Softly
Drums - Downward Lars
Engineering, really awesome bad ideas, and drums on “30, 6’1”, 190 lb., bl/bl, masc, d/d free, 7in. NO GROWLS” - Rick Buttz

Gang vocals on “By the Way Trans Rights Human Rights” - Big Softly, Downward Lars, Rick Buttz

All lyrics by Big Softly except:
“Can We Not Talk About My Mom Right Now” and “Bottomin’ on the Ottoman” by Big Softly and Rick Buttz
"2 Gay 2 Function" is from Mean Girls
"Let's Fuck on These Beans" is from Zack and Miri Make a Porno
"Why Don't You Make Like a Banana and SHIT" is from Tourette's Guy
Samples from Beerfest and Auntie Angel

All music arrangements by Big Softly, Downward Lars, and Rick Buttz

Logo by Kyle Messick
Cover "art" and "design" by Big Softly

These songs are mostly really stupid and tongue-in-cheek. Kinkshaming, position shaming, name-calling, and stereotypes/generalizations for real are silly.

Definitely play this album with no gaps between songs, or it'll be even worse.

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