Dorkie Opens from Ritual Illin' by David Dorkie

david dorkie
david dorkie
who are they?
david dorkie
sure
a walking enigma
i know the guy
a living mirage?
are you david dorkie?
he’s a bit of an asshole
just how has this criminal mastermind succeeded in manipulating the masses?
david dorkie
just, you know, pretty fun to party with, i guess
utilizing them for their crass and perverted purposes
are you david dorkie?
where is their occult lair?
their secret base of operations from which they rule the elites?
david dorkie
sometimes it feels like he doesn’t like me very much
beware!
their harem of ten-foot tantric assassins
are you david dorkie?
almost like he’d rather just be by himself
dominate todays leaders and politicians with their forbidden body organs
i don’t know
david dorkie
interpols most wanted
are you david dorkie?
how can one rest while such a devil exists?
i just don’t feel easy around the guy
while this rabid mutt stalks society from its outskirts?
david dorkie
destroy! destroy!
david dorkie must be destroyed!
are you david dorkie?
it’s like a dog that bites your hand
destroy david dorkie before it’s too late!
wait! no!
they’re here!
david dorkie
argh!
you’re kinda always on the look out for when he’s gonna snap at ya
oh god no!
they can’t!
they can’t be stopped!
are you david dorkie?
he’s not so bad i guess
david dorkie

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