Yaki Jerky from Crunchy Sponges by The Dank Flavours

I was walkin’ down the street the other day
A sunny sunny day
Had no Destination, I was high off the sensation
Of sunny rays
Tried to delay and take the long way to the place
But I heard a partay
So I’m sorry that I’m tardy but I cross my heart and Hope to god I never meant to stay…

Welcome to my party it’s about time we got started
Cuz the guests will be departing if we don’t show them some art.
Have a beer let’s get retarded drinking games to The Departed
Stack of heart attack latkes while we crush Mario Kart.
Kick on back relax with Max tic-tacs and cracker jacks for snacks
While playing hackey sack and chatting’ back to crackers talking smack.
It’s egregious and facetious, preposterous on top of this Triceratops esophagus philosopher’s thesaurus.

Tangerine and marmalade, cruising in my escalade
At the parade get raided but my cocaine’s in my Gatorade!
They’re edible ingestible this vegetable digestible
Test it all then best of all
Your mind is west of waterfalls
Vitamins and minerals, medicinal criminals in overalls Take pills of Halls they love the thrill of menopause
So pour us oral porridge
From the poorest porous forest
For the sorest tourist whoring out
His favourite orange florals.

Every time that you get knocked down
Gotta get right back on the horse
Every time that you slide aside
For a fool you’ve lost your course
When you wake up in the neighbour’s pool
Check the moss that points you North
And if you’re gonna be my alibi got to
Lie to the police force

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Hey baby do you like clocks (yea)
Then put two hands and a face on this rock (where?)
There, right underneath my underwear
Don’t make me get up off my chair

One of the perks of getting jerked it’s quirky
I don’t care
Stay up late on a double date and play
Truth or dare
I break your momma’s curfew but
I’m not scared
Cuz I walk you to your window
Never use the stairs

Do you ever get your pickle licked
Too much
Already came two times but she
Wants you to nut
Do you ever get the urge to slip it
In her butt
Wanna turn your sweetheart into a
Filthy slut

You ever been with one chick getting rough
But it’s not enough
You need two more titties and
One more muff
Some handcuffs and a jar of fluff lick it off my nuts
While she getting stuffed
Some people frown they’re saying settle down
I heard they call that love

• Rock
• United States