Uncle Victor from Crystyls & Pystyls by The Dank Flavours

Uncle Victor

Give me gold stickers
4 or 5 blue-eyed strippers
Lets blay

Drop down your knickers
Throat my candy snickers
We slay

The way I punish beers
Relentless and merciless
Your defenseless

Tie me up nice
Give me full treatment twice
Make me pay
So I wont
Runaway

Enjoy the blossoms
But beware all the possums
Run through the picket fence
Confiscate common sense
Chill like the daffodil
Ride the pterodactyl
To Victor

Put back your liquor
Cuz no one likes a snitcher
And drugs make you sicker
But atleast youll find victor today


Sit by my swimming pool
Im too cool to care for you
Sip on my daiquiri
Can you get my back for me

I slug beers every day
Camels on the regulay
My dogs use utensils
In the lines with coloured pencils

I Kickit like a cricket
U Lickit like a wickit
Your lips are quick to slick it
I Slip it in your butter buscuit
I stick it till ye dripp it
You cant wait till I hit it
Still your knees beg for it quick
Tickle-it a little for a big sip
Wick the tip a bit if you want a tip
(aha-) thats the ticket

• Rock
• United States