Natalie from Crystyls & Pystyls by The Dank Flavours

Natalie

Natalie was just a teenaged
Girl who tried to be a pop star
She'd paint her nails and tan by the pool
But her double A's did not get very far

She went in to fix them
But the doctor said no
So she went to the streets
To a person unknown

The procedure took hours blood was everywhere
It hurt so bad she quivered from the pain
The scars would surely last, but no matter
When it was done she didnt look the same

CHORUS
Yeah, those two huge pillows
Of polydimethyl
They bounced and bang and turned the heads
Of boys from her school

Im not gonna be the one to tell her
That her life was so much better before
Is it low and mean to think that she should stay
Even though she looks a whore

Now she's having trouble breathing when she sleeps
And the boys dont ever look her in the eye
They stair at those looking back at them
And Natalie just wants to cry

Im gonna ask her to play
Maybe Ill get lucky one day
I want to see how it feels
With her shirt freshly peeled

And it might take some time getting used to it
And she might have to buy some new clothes
But I could stand there all day looking there
I wonder if she can see her toes

CHORUS
Yeah, those two huge pillows
Of polydimethyl
They bounced and bang and turned the heads
Of boys from her school

She passes by, My oh My
Dumfounded and I drool
I once believed she was a dweeb
Now Natalies so cool

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