Seagull Standoff from Weaponized Waterfowl by Dahmer Duck
Tracklist
| 10. | Seagull Standoff | 0:41 |
Lyrics
Venice Beach, the place to be
for swoll sun-burnt beefcakery
a roidraging seagull in a leotard
destroyed my sand castle courtyard
shit went south from beach to sea
I shat on his face to mark my territory
“I’m the cream of the crop
alpha’s what I’m all about
always turbo! always on top
I’ll punch your backwater lights out!”
let’s see if your six-pack can take a shank
preserved in formaldehyde
don’t fuck with my sand castle
Credits
from Weaponized Waterfowl,
released May 14, 2024
