Pythagoras by Cracker Relativity

With A and B I beckon C, a necromancer from far away, Vanessa answered and said “I’ll send him with no delay”

Young Sheldon on the track cuz
It goes, A squared B Squared equals C squared, they call me the.... B squared
And the next day I'm gonna be the best mathematician, I have a tactician in general practician
They talk about Y and X, but not you and me
Hypotenuse, Hypotenuse, Adjacent, Adjacent

I like knee Caps, I-I-I like knees caps, I like knee caps, I-I-I like knee caps

(WAAAAAA)

Creeping like Michael Fagan in the crypt of the warlock, Crack a Pagan type of manuscript say that sweet talk, Pull a Reagan, down In the Stix with a war hawk, Shoot the ray gun, see the corpse rise from the bedrock

Young Shoey on the track, Ok well, let's get down to business little guy

Vanessa, freak you Vanessa, you're a fat freaking poo-head
Man from lost and found, seep from the goober, robber from the town, eat his foes like a Scoobydoofus eat's his Dumboscious snacks, Rabber Rabber in a hat, Magically charged combat, surround by flocks of bats, all the while got a grip on my nutsack, you know I'm always ready to attack, you know I'm ready to Skibidi-tap.


Dark mathematical power, bodies falling like the second tower, set ablaze, a grammatical shower, can’t think of anything much fouler
Necromancer, glamorous, rectum cancer, hazardous, magic fueled pythagorus, rise again Lou Lazarus
Listen, Lou Lazarus give a speech hear em’, yeah crowd ‘round near em’ talking bout something called pythagorus theorum

I was in the tomb for days, * four, just like crawling from the womb, I’m back once more, i was consumed by my goons, but now known as Lazarus Lou
Hear thee, gather round listen to the theory, fergus has a query? my body decomposed, please don't fear me,
spreading the message from samos, greece, on my way back from Nazareth, Captured by police, my mind trapped in a labyrinth, A Maze of numbers and angles that are just trying to break my mind, And I just don’t know why me and elmer Sprague are so intertwined
I might have the plague of the spellbind, This damn theory comes from the middle aged state of mind

Ad that theory is, something I like to call Pythagoras Theory (Chuckle)

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