Faireconomy by Clay & Claw

1. My Lovely Forest
For countless generations, this forest we call home has given us all we need. Food, shelter and warmth from the wood we burn. We have such lovely time. Did I say it right? Why are you poking me?

2. Send in the Fae
Round here WE collect the money and offerings for the local safety affirmation social service (SASS)

This involves all that reside in our *cough "their" forest. Okay?

They pay. We take their troubles away.

3. The Teeth Tax
What are you gonna do with them? Eat? You get a second set, so what are you complaining about? Come on, gives us your teeth. We'll pay? We wouldn't want them to go to waste now WOULD WE?

4. Faeconomic Bliss
All your teeth money will go back into the Faireconomy. With this, we will maintain equilibrium within the forest. Those who refuse or denigrate our way of life are welcome to live outside the forest boundary.

5. Gnome News
Reports of a swath of forest residents leaving the boundaries are completely false. There have been no mysterious disappearing of folk whatsoever.

6. Show Me Your Teeth
Your annual dental check up is due. Failure to attend could result in your discharge from our service. You have been warned.

7. Expanded Boundaries
As many as it takes. The Fae will descend on your home beyond reproach.

What's that? Something else has power over The White?

The slimey little critter and their feathered friend are standing up, not knowing what they face.

To be continued.