Michael Jordan from Civic Holiday by Civic Holiday

I want to learn how to skateboard then I’d be cool
Cover my knees and elbows in cool looking scars
Then I could say that they came from grinding down those rails

But I’m not really cool Or good at it at all
But at least now I can ride down the street
Without thinkin’ I’m gonna fall

I want to learn How to slam dunk then I’d be cool
Cover my knees and elbows in cool looking pads
Then I could say that they came from sliding on the floor

But I’m not really cool or able to reach the rim
But then I get to be Michael Jordan when someone
lowers, lowers, lowers, the rim

I want to learn how to make love then I’d be cool
Cover yer knees and elbows with ice cold hands
Then I could say that they came from throwin’ snowballs at cars

But I’m not really cool, and people call you crazy
But then I get to lie here with you
And the tv audience goes crazy

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