Bonus Material from Masterpiece 5000 by Chris Weisman

“Bonus Material”

Bonus material
Sugary cereal
This dream’s more ethereal
With bonus material

CD hidden tracks
At the end where they go
You forgot it’s still spinning
Or you already know

Whatever the case
It’s up to no good
Just cause you can
Doesn’t mean that you should

But this time, by Jove
This time it’s not trash
This is a bonus
I’d never skip past

Bonus material
Sugary cereal
This dream’s more ethereal
With bonus material

DVD extras
Always the worst
When you scroll through the menu
The bubble will burst

The world the work made
Is a delicate globe
And watching the extras
Is like mystery disrobed

Outtakes and bloopers
Alternate ends
Interviews interspersed
With the movie again

But this one’s a gem
I don’t have that reaction
This bonus material
Is the feature attraction

Bonus material
Sugary cereal
This dream’s more ethereal
With bonus material

• Jazz
• Brattleboro