404 from Cheaters' Rights by Cheaters' Rights

business casual's the fashion of the day
it's the kind of perfect weather
THAT BRINGS OUT ALL THE PERVERTS
and all the up-and-coming drunks of the season
rest their eyes on the thighs
OF THE NATION'S BRIGHTEST MINDS

they'll carve a jesus in the soil
so heaven knows perfection's coming for it

I went out with my friends
I went to see a band
and she says, and I listen
and she says, and I listen
and I say, and you listen
and I say, and you listen
and I,
I don't really know what I'm saying right now

you say there's room for everybody and the table
but you don't even bring enough plates
and it goes
down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down

I.V crush, or implied volatility crush is a stock trading term
it happens when something's about to happen and everyone knows it's gonna happen so they bet on it happening then it finally happens and the cost of the maybe goes down
I don't really know about numbers all that much, it just spoke to me! this beer cost $4.04 then I couldn't find it

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