BIZARRE from DAWN by peacock

4 beat kick in, but not by Pharrell
I'm a fat boy I eat all your meals
I'm not lying, I'm being for real
If I lie I'm going to hell

I don't want fire, I'm not like Adele
I met ShayGoon, I'm never gonna fail
L-S-T-E-R, I cannot spell
I lift two half pound dumbbells

I play games by SUPERCELL
I hacked my game, Imma end up in jail
I got the reflexes of a snail
On the sea shore she sells seashells

Did you know my penis smells?
It smells like an egg when it pops out the shell
I really hope my dick doesn't swell
Because if it does then I'm gonna yell

Bitches don't know me from around the globe
If you say something about me I'll pull on your nose
I'll pull off your durag like Islamaphobes
If you cancel me, then I'm cancelled I suppose

I fucked on a bitch and I fucked her good
I'm not rich, I'm broke as fuck

I got a mouth for sucking dick
That's where I excel at

I got Microsoft Office
That's where my Excel is

I got a huge shirt
That's where my XL are

I don't do Blue Yeti
Bitch, I do XLR

1974 Zele 1000 is my dream car
I never miss, I always hit like when I hit the crossbar
I just sold my left kidney at the local bazaar
The man looked at me and said "Man, that's so bizaaaaaaaaareeeeeee!"

4 beat kick in, but not by Pharrell
I'm a fat boy I eat all your meals
I'm not lying, I'm being for real
If I lie I'm going to hell

I don't want fire, I'm not like Adele
I met ShayGoon, I'm never gonna fail
L-S-T-E-R, I cannot spell
I lift two half pound dumbbells

4 beat kick in, but not by Pharrell
I'm a fat boy I eat all your meals
I'm not lying, I'm being for real
If I lie I'm going to hell

I don't want fire, I'm not like Adele
I met ShayGoon, I'm never gonna fail
L-S-T-E-R, I cannot spell
I lift two half pound dumbbells

• Comedy
• Hip-Hop/Rap
• Parody Rap
• meme
• Canada