Celebrity Sideboob by Celebrity Sideboob

Why do we need celebrities?

Why do celebrities need us?

It is impossible to truly know a celebrity. We can only glimpse the tantalizing slices of truth that they choose to display at the hour of their choosing.

We can only know the sideboob.

The sideboob may be improvised, or it may be carefully scripted. Regardless, it is captured, processed, and distributed to our eager eyeballs.

Why do celebrities need us?

They need us in order to exist. When we no longer pay attention to them, they disappear.

Tracklist

1.	The Grandads - Smell That Vinyl	1:23

2.	Shanks Pony - All The Time	2:32

3.	FKL - Fantasies With Terry Wogan	1:40

4.	Kumquat - Directionless	2:27

5.	Forfy - Using Celebrities Like The Cocaine Celebrities Use	4:56

6.	Mark Samansky - The Player	4:10

7.	skiks - Lens	2:30

8.	Kumquat - Down To The Sea And Back	4:08

9.	Todd Parker and The Witches - The Brown Bunny Treatment	3:35

10.	Residuum - Die Lothar-Matthaus-Passion	0:31

11.	Kumquat - Bank Holiday Weekend	3:14

12.	Robostud - Life's A Glitch	0:41

13.	iriXx - Lost	3:15

14.	Richard Lindsay - I Had A Lot Of Loops	1:30

15.	Snakehead Leviticus - Old Dirty Hairy Jazz	3:02

Credits

released February 29, 2016

Executive Producer
Fred Church

Mastered by Steve Turnidge

Art by Randy Stearns

License

CC BY-NC-SA 3.0. See the Creative Commons website for details.